The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for death by Gurney Halleck.

[sup]Victory![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for claiming victory when Emp is still alive and well.

[sup]HAVE YOU NEVER WATCHED WRESTLING? NEVER EVER TURN YOUR BACK!
AND NEVER TRUST A CANDIAN![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that Gurney motherfucking Halleck = instant win.

[sup]Wikipedia. NAO.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for claiming Canadians are sneaky bastards.

[sup]Well, implying it, at least.
You never let those secrets loose! I will now have to kill you![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being as sneaky as I thought.

[sup]NOW, HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A CHAIR!!
DO IT![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for just not being able to accept my win.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking anything from Dune = win.

[sup]It does, but not in wrestling, dammit. Where's the hammy acting?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making me think of Goat and ham...

[sup]This is where he'd say:
napkin?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for filling in for Goat.

[sup]@Sas: Sounds like someone's never seen the ham and cheese of the 1984 Dune movie.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for napkin?

[sup]Night, guys. Enjoy your mental breakdowns.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking my life is dull.

[sup]Well, it is.
I had a day off today, and what did I do? Rearrange the furniture, like a typical wife.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for forgetting that his Chi is still under warranty.

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing it was my room I was talking about.

[sup]I magically have more space now.
But I lost an entire day I could've been on here.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wasting time all the...time.

 

[Empireth]

...for needing to put an ellipsis into his sentence.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being all grammar-y.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not respecting his elders.