The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for calling me his grandmother.

[sup]I'm like that...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for mistaking me for someone else...

[sup]You haven't seen the obituary, have you?
Thus, not dead.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for lying 'bout the obituaries.

[sup]Then what do you call THIS?!
DUN-DUN-DUNNNNN![/sup]
...for being Little Red Riding Hood.

[sup]It looks like you ate all of the goodies, too.[/sup]

 

[Hiram88]

He thinks, therefore he is

 

[Empireth]

...for what now?

[sup]That wasn't following the format...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for cogito ergo sum.

 

[Empireth]

...for speaking latin.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...vacca foeda, semper ubi sub ubi.

[sup]EDIT: Whoops. Got my sentence structure backwards there for a second.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not explaining himself clearly.

[sup]@Goat: What sort of thing?
What are you expecting?
So confused![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having something against Latin.

[sup]The vacca foeda statement stands in that case.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...castigat ridendo mores.

[sup]And it is in my opinion that Carthage should be destroyed.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for so much fail at Latin translations. So much fail.

[sup]And it is in my opinion that Carthage should be destroyed.[/sup]