The Guy above me is a troll because...

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Wrenchmaiden.
Oct 24, 2009
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...for assuming I was lurking.

[sup]I was, though.
@Chinchy: You appear to have forgotten, it's been established that I am Goat's grandmother... And I have never seen you flashing me...[/sup]
 
Sep 5, 2009
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...for repressing memories of my wang.

[sup]That's okay. You'd be surprised how often that happens.
It seems my wang is much like the neuralizer from MIB.[/sup]
 
Sep 5, 2009
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...for double post fail.

[sup]Whenever life gets you down, keeps you wearing a frown, and the gravy train has left you behind.
And when you're all out of hope, down at the end of your rope, and nobody's there to throw you a line.
If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go, come on and take a walk in my shoes.
Never worry 'bout a thing, got the world on a string, cause I've got the cure for all of my blues. (All of his blues.)
I take a look at my enormous penis! and my troubles start a-melting away.
I take a look at my enormous penis! and the happy times are coming to stay.
I gotta sing and I dance when I glance in my pants, I get the feeling like a sunshiney day!
I take a look at my enormous penis, and everything is going my way.[/sup]