The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for taking my SPLN on the sly.

[sup]You sly git, you. And Goat, you forgot you can have my spleen any time you want.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I called him a git.

[sup]I wouldn't be that kind...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking that's rude.

[sup]@Sas: I'm hurt. Your harsh words have wounded me![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for shooting me in another thread.

[sup]...Why? Emp, I love you like...something.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for loving me like... something.

[sup]That sounds really sketchy. I'm going to walk away now...
When'd I shoot you?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for walking away again.

[sup]You ninja'd me and I can't be bothered to edit my post.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for letting Chinchy take over my mind.

[sup]Fuck it, I've gotta sleep. I so damn tired. Laters.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for... The hell, man? It's only ten there!
...for going to sleep at odd hours.

[sup]I don't understand...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not wanting bloody shoes. They is so much nicer that way.
...for ninja'ing my victorious triumph.

[sup]What's that delicious aroma? Oh, it must be my new copy of Borderlands mixed with your jealousy.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for originally missing the next page.

[sup]You were ninja'd seven times... Within the space of two hours. xD[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for keeping scores.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being the collective consciousness of an entire city in one being.

[sup]@Empireth: What's that? I can't hear you over Borderlands.[/sup]

 

[KiruTheMant]

...For NOT being the Collective consciousness of a city in one being.

[sup]LOOK AT ME I'M USING THE INTERNET![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking using the internet is the big of a deal.

[sup]Psh. I'm on here every night.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for also down playing the internet.

[HEADING=2]*****, IT IS THE BIGGEST DEAL![/HEADING]

 

[Empireth]

...for using vulgar language.

[sup]Stop being so f*cking vulgar! Shit![/sup]