The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for censoring el F word but not el S word.

[sup]"I just got one thing to ask you. Do you have to use so many curse words?"
"The fuck are you talking about?"[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing I use the 's' word more often and thus equate it to not as vulgar.

[sup]Though, I sometimes let out my f-bombs. Generally when I'm raging.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for eating all the goddamn fucking cheese.

[sup]Shit, *****! Now what are supposed to fucking eat?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for being really, really vulgar!

[sup]Wash your mouth, you little bastard! Shit, I just swore. Shit, again...
Bugger.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not wanting us to use proper English and top hats and monocles and British accents.

[sup]Ok, ok. No more fucking cussing. I make my solemn goddamn swear.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not understanding the awesomeness of tea.

[sup]Tea.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for also loving tea.

[sup]Am I the only real American here?!
*guzzles 3 liters of black coffee*

Oh, wait. Empireth is Canadian. Shame on you, Commi![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for assuming I'm a commi.

[sup]Though the thought has crossed my mind.
But I just can't care enough.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for filling me with disappoint, all of you tea drinking walruses.

[sup]So much disappoint that I have to go play Borderlands to balance it out.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for ninja.

[sup]@Chinchy: How can you not love tea? There's a flavour for everyone![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for having so many shortcomings.

[sup]Never.[/sup]