The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for forgetting again that I'm immortal.

[sup]And undead!
Don't ask me how that works...[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for being complicated.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not knowing how being immortal and undead works.

[sup]It's involves science, somewhere.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for invoking science.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for invoking thinking.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I care about such things.

[sup]I'm not bothered...
MUST POST LIKE GIBBONS ON CRACK![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for still having shitting internet.

[sup]What's the error message?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for mocking me.

[sup]No error message, it just brings up the chat box, but won't let me do feck all.
It also won't let me get the patch thingy I probably need.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not using Firefox.

[sup]Firefox lets me chat.
IE hates the Escapist, though.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having better internet.

[sup]Using Google Chrome. I'll carry on and try and fix it.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for using Chrome.

[sup]I've never used it, I wouldn't know.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not using Chrome.

[sup]I only use it as it's faster then Firefox.
I'll continue anywho.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for wanting to have the fastest and best of everything.

[sup]Stop being such a part of this capitalist society![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I want fast everything.

[sup]Not in the bedroom I don't.
OH! Goggerty-giggerty-goo![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

..for hating sex jokes.

[sup]Hey, I worked with what I was given.
And the fact I'm really crap at jokes.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for neglecting to mention that he's crap at everything.

[sup]ZING![/sup]