The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Ren3004]

... for making me want to kill myself over Borderlands.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking of death by Borderlands.

[sup]It's not as good as you think.
It's better.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for taunting me.
[sub]When Christmas comes, I'll get a lot of games and then you'll see. You'll all see!![/sub]

 

[Empireth]

...for telling lies.

[sup]Shortcoming![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for remembering that.
[sub]I'll get all these great games and then.... I'll go back to studying.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for trying to fool us all.

[sup]Ha![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not being fooled.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not...nah, I flogged that horse.

 

[Empireth]

...for not knowing about the fun that is IRC chat!

 

[Ren3004]

... for something.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for something else.

[sup]@Emp: Never been my bag, baby!
And the fact I've never tried it.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not wanting to try something new.

 

[Sassafrass]

...trying new things.

 

[Empireth]

...for being too afraid to try new things.

[sup]Pansy. I got Goat to join me last night![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for joining Goat in something I don't want to know about.

 

[Empireth]

...for being a pansy.

[sup]It's just like a big MSN conversation! But, you can have private chats too.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for leading me to think something far, far worse.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking bad things.

[sup]Linky, Emp. Too lazy to find it myself.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for being lazy

[sup]http://www.escapistmagazine.com/chat/[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for enabling his laziness.