The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not offering me anything to get in the van.

[sup]How long does a loaf of bread usually keep for?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for contracting swine flu.

[sup]Yeah, I think this sandwich is definitely gonna kill me.
Meh.
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for demanding I make sense.

[sup]You know what, Commi?

SPOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not checking his sandwich before he devoured it.

[sup]Antidote?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for riding his solar cycle with no hands.

[sup]You'll hurt yourself like that, young man.
Also: VIDJO STORE, NAO![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to drag me down. [small]Down.[/small][sub]Down.[/sub] [sub][sub]Down.[/sub][/sub]

[sup]Yes. Yes, I do.
At least, there are around here.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making promises he'd better keep.

[sup]But only if your testicles are important to you. If not, feel free to skip it and I'll be around shortly with a crowbar.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for some kind of fail.

[sup]I just haven't decided on which fail yet.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for keeping tack of Chinchy's shortcomings...

[sup]I just point them out, I don't actually keep track...[/sup]