The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

....for being the newcomer.

[sup]I smell a hazing![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being all ninja-fucked.

[sup]Napkin? Lube?[/sup]

 

[Handofpwn]

...for ninjaing me

 

[Empireth]

..for not knowing about the napkin. Or the lube.

[sup]You'll find out soon enough...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for joining the IRC while I was away.

[sup]Oh, I see how it is. Tired of our company, eh?[/sup]

 

[Handofpwn]

... for... oh fuck this im gonna read bash.

 

[Empireth]

@Muffin: ...for ninja'ing me all the time! Damn you!

@Chinchy: ...for not realizing that I had joined it last night as well...

[sup]Hey, I'm doing both. And managed to get Muffin here to join us.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for leaving before ninja'ing the hazing.

[sup]But I just got out the ballgag![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for bringing this thread back to this.

[sup]Sigh. Here we go again.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for saying almost exactly what I said last night.

[sup]Yeah...
But...
I...
Napkin?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to leave us with the comedic tin.

[sup]Borderlands?
No Borderlands for you![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not understanding the logistics of such a thing.

[sup]Very, very carefully.

@Goat: What's that? I can't hear you over all the fun I'm having on Pandora![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to kill me out of jealousy.

[sup]Well, you know I would, but it's just that I have so much to do with BORDERLANDS! [/sup]