The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not having ze fanceh console for ze games.

[sup]That's what I had to resort to.
I haven't had a halfway decent gaming computer since Morrowind. Though, my current one isn't all that bad. Have yet to really test it's full capabilities.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for continuing on about the drugs and hookers.

[sup]Tsk, Goat. I expected better of you...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having to replace his transmission.
...for still having expectations of us, even after all this time.

[sup]Have you learned nothing?
@Goat: Damn, that's an expensive thing to have to get fixed.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having ze hopes about his car.

[sup]Transmissions do tend to be pretty expensive.
Or maybe that's just because I have a really old car...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for having his own car.

[sup]I still can't drive yet... The people are on strike.
Or were, I think I can do my written test as of yesterday.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having to take a written test to drive.
...for offering van rides.

[sup]ಠ_ಠ The Big Lebowski and The Godfather?
Give me one good reason not to kill you now.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for needing a car.

[sup]Buses, for the win!
Yeah, you need the written test before you can get your lessons, then after that it's your first practical (more or less a year later) and a couple years after that, you test again for your full.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for living in a country that's too complicated.

[sup]I had to take about four weeks of Driver's Ed, followed up by about six months of my dad teaching me.
This is of course not counting the weeks of bureacratic bullshit I had to put up with.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for acting like he doesn't have a Blockbuster or some such thing nearby.

[sup]Go rent them. NAO![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for offering me a ride in a sketchy white van.

[sup]I've stopped trusting them, after my last incident with them...[/sup]