The Guy above me is a troll because...

[KiruTheMant]

...FOR NOT SLEEPING!?

[sup]DO GOATS EAT PURE SUGAR OR SOMEHING?![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for being in a boat.

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

...for not being in one. [small]Good luck swimming buddy.[/small]

 

[Empireth]

...for getting all uppity about having his own boat.

 

[Ren3004]

... for joining the day after my brother's birthday.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a brother that was born.

 

[Ren3004]

... for calling me a troll.

 

[Empireth]

...for not wanting to get called a troll in a troll game.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not admitting that he's a troll.

[sup]Come on, man. We can all see the mohawk and the tusks.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for noticing the tusks.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having such a shitty disguise.

[sup]You really thought you could trick us just by wearing a piece of cardboard that says, "I IZ NOT TROLL"?[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for mocking my disguise.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not thinking of a better disguise.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for owning Borderlands.

 

[Ren3004]

... for reminding me of Borderlands.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not wanting to be reminded of Borderlands.

[sup]I got a sniper rifle last night that blows people into little chunks whenever I crit.
That game is officially made of win.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for joining me in Borderlands awesomeness.

[sup]High five![/sup]