The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for knowing of the door.

[sup]Who told you?
@Emp: It's still being asshatish.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for wanting to hit me... Sorry...

[sup]Well that's stupid.
Hit it with a brick*. It might work better after that.
*Any complications that arise from you actually following my instruction cannot be held as my fault.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for trying to make me hit it with a brick.

[sup]It flat out refuses to join the chatspike server.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for getting in the way again.

[sup]@Sas: Use ff?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not getting hit with the brick.

[sup]@Emp: Nothing. Timed out 9 times. I'll try and get around it after I sleep.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not letting us know for sure whether that was goodnight, or not.

[sup]Huh. That's weird. Oh well. Some other time, then.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not knowing if that was a goodnight or not.

[sup]It is now. I'll wrestle with it today when I wake up.
NIGHT![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking I didn't care where he was.

[sup]I figured you'd be at work, with your odd hours, and all.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for pulling my ass back here.

[sup]Fuck it, sleep can wait.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking I didn't bring Sas back!

[sup]And it's not you. It's never you.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I hate you all and wish you all painful deaths.

[sup]I'll admit to somethings, Goat. But not others...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for pissing all over my rutabagas.

[sup]And my procrastination rears it's ugly, scarred, pock-marked, misshapen face again.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for lying to himself.

[sup]Shortcoming![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for ZING!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for DEAR SWEET GOD STOP POINTING OUT OUR SHORTCOMINGS!
...for infecting me with cancer.

[sup]@Empireth: For the love of all that is buttery and timeless, stop it! Stop showing us our fail!
*sob* [/sup]