The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for speaking for everyone.

[sup]I know not, and I don't care. Television's stupid.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for hating TV, which means you hate Stargate.

[sup]Which means I have to shoot you.
I have to shoot you so many times.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking I get the channels that Dr Cox and Stargate are on.

[sup]I don't. I get like... six channels. No joke. (Okay, well six english ones. And a bunch of french ones).[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for covering himself with Nutella and then trying to assassinate the Queen of France.

 

[Empireth]

...for bringing up Sas again.

[sup]And what's wrong with Nutella?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that Nutella is the tool of the devil.

[sup]The delicious, creamy, chocolaty tool of the devil.[/sup]

 

[Timotei]

...because his avatar teases us that he will eat his sandwich.

 

[Empireth]

...for being the princess in the other castle.

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking his eyes need bringing out.

[sup]Where's my wrench?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for giggling like a ten year old girl.

[sup]Who says I don't have lungs? Maybe you're getting yourself mistaken with someone...
Like yourself![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a cyborg, apparently.

[sup]Must write a paper.
Don't want to write a paper.
Distract me, psychoes.[/sup]