The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for being a person in disguise as New York.

[sup]That's pretty good, man.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wanting to get into Zachary Quinto's pants.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not wearing pants.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not owning pants.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not joining me in my crusade against pants.

 

[Ren3004]

... for having a Santa hat, but no pants.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for painting a disturbing image in my mind.

 

[Ren3004]

... for being easily disturbed.
[sub]And saying I don't own pants. I am a city, I have millions of pants.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not enjoying the breeze between his knees.

 

[Ren3004]

... for enjoying it too much.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not feeling the breeze between his knees.

[sup]Chinchy's right, it is good.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not realizing I can feel it while wearing shorts.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for exposing himself in front of nuns and schoolchildren.

[sup]Have you no shame, man?![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking posters here have shame.

[sup]Good God, man! You should know all of us have no shame![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for talking of this "shame".

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being full of shame.

[sup]Shame on you, sir.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for shaming others.

[sup]But wait, if we're all shameless, then how would shaming someone work?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for creating a time paradox that'll kill us all.

[sup]WHYYYYYYYYY?[/sup]
...
...
...
MEEP!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not providing us with nearly enough meep.

Spoiler: MEEP!

 

[Ren3004]

... for visiting Youtube.
[sub]You didn't look at the... [small]comments[/small], did you?[/sub]