The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for not being on IRC, then.

[sup]It's distracting me plenty. I haven't done any of the math I should have, or my theory.
OH SHIT! Or my drama! FUUUUUU-[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for pimping out the IRC like a two-dollar whore.

[sup]What, are they paying you every time you mention it?
Urrggghhh...paper...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for comparing me to a whore.

[sup]I wish... No, it's just awesome.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not writing my paper for me.

[sup]PLZ? I gives you SPLN?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for offering me a SPLN.

[sup]I'll take the SPLN... But if you notice, I haven't done much work either. Your's wouldn't get done.
But I have SPLN.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being such a dirty SPLN hoarder.

[sup]How many SPLNs does one man need?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing Goat has gone to bed without saying goodnight.

[sup]It's what you get for not being in IRC...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wanting me to be in IRC.

[sup]The way you talk about it makes it sound more addicting than crack.
And none for me tonight, still. I'm gonna finish this paper if it kills me.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking that's a troll-worthy thing.

[sup]Well, it is and isn't addicting. It's interesting if you have friends in it, but if no one you know is on, then it can be boring as hell.
And I should be working on drama. FUUUU--[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not working on ze dramas.

[sup]Nice.
I've known this paper was due for about two weeks. I started actually writing it about an hour ago.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for having such bad procrastination.

[sup]It's just memorizing lines, it's not that bad. Though, I'm supposed to have all of them memorized by tomorrow, with no faults at all. I'm got most of them down... But not all of them.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not knowing the half of it.

[sup]Procrastination is my middle name.
Worst one would be when I had a paper due at midnight, started writing it at eleven, and managed to turn it in at 11:58.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for being much too much of a procrastinator.

[sup]I also have four chapters of theory to do for tomorrow... I can't get past the first page. It's horrible.
Oh, screw this. I'm tempted to 'forget' my theory again...
I have to get up in less than four hours. I need sleep Goodnight.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being such a dirty hypocrite.

[sup]Whoo! All done!
I'm off to dreamland.
G'night and best of luck with all your work, Emp.[/sup]

 

[KiruTheMant]

...for Being a clean hypocrite

[sup]GO ROLL IN SOME DIRT NANCY BOY/GIRL/CHICHILLA[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a sheep on acid.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

... for ridiculing Chinchillas

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a squid in disguise as a BoS soldier.

 

[Ren3004]

... for being a sasquatch in disguise as Sylar.