The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for being a 'special' ninja.

[sup]@Idealist: Welcome. This thread has traversed several levels of weirdness, weirdest being Goats 'condiment thing'.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wanting to know about the 'condiment' thing.

[sup]No idea.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not having the condiment thing forever burned into his brain.

[sup]@Idealist: About pgs. 90-91 I think. You may just want to skip it though.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing that we've turned this thread into a Lovecraftian horror.

[sup]Howard would be proud.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being impressed that this is the most fucked up thread in Escapist history, ever.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for overestimating the thread.

[sup]Hey, at least no one's posted a picture of goatse yet.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a father.

[sup]@Chinchy: WTF is Goatse?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to convince Sas to not go looking for goatse.

[sup]'s not that bad. Look up tubgirl and lemon party while you're at it.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wait, what?

[sup]Against my better jugdement, I'm off to google Goatse.
I hate you all...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for going off to google goatse.

[sup]Yes, my evil plan is coming to fruition.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for WHAT THE FUCK IS WIKIPEDIA PLAYING AT????

[sup]I'm scarred now...mentally scarred.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for joining the mentally scarred club.

[sup]Welcome aboard!
Did Wikipedia seriously have up a picture of it? Because that would be hysterical.[/sup]