The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for making me part of a club.

[sup]Yeah, a pic in the little sidebar telilng you about it.
Damn, that fucked me up...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not looking up lemon party and tubgirl while he's at it.

[sup]Go on. I'm sure you'll enjoy them just as much. [/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not thinking I did.

[sup]Lemon party was just weird and tubgirl directed me to 2 girls 1 cup.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for doing it wrong.

[sup]tubgirl.com. Go there, and be prepared to rinse your eyeballs with bleach.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for doing everything wrong.

[sup]Against my better judgement, OK.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having failed to listen to his better judgement twice now. XD

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me fear him.

[sup]HOW DO YOU KNOW OF THESE THINGS???[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for fearing the dark and forbidden knowledge that I possess.

[sup]I have no idea.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me want to bleach my mind with acid and fire.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not letting me help him with that.

[sup]I'll get the kerosene and the 6M HCl.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for helping me.

[sup]Ahhhh...I'm dead.
Much better. We also seem to have scared off the others.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having scared everyone away with his ugly face.

[sup]Well, Goat's probably driving to or from work.
I guess everyone else just got sick of us.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for saying mah face is ugly.

[sup]Probably.
And probably again. Where's Emp? He normally turns up about now.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for expecting me to know Emp's whereabouts.

[sup]I haven't lojacked him yet, and he covered up the camera I put in his bathroom.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...For a reason I haven't made up yet.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for DAMN YOU, YOU NINJA ASS!!!

[sup]@Chinchy: Dammit, Chinchy. You should do it immediately![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for JESUS CHRIST ITS KY GET IN THE CAR!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

..for HEY THAT'S MY CAR JACKASS!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having lojacked his own car.

[sup]Awesome. Ky ninja's me with his first post here in ages.
Just great.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for what have you been doing against your better judgment?