The Guy above me is a troll because...

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for not coming with me to Candy Mountain.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making references to something I don't know about.

[sup]?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not knowing about Candy Mountain.

[sup]YouTube still not working for you?[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for not fixing YouTube.
[sub]He needs to know.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not fixing Youtube himself.

[sup]@Chinchy: Nope.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for having YouTube not work.
[sub]Why?[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for Awwwwwww.

Spoiler: Well, if it ever starts working again, watch this.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for bring ninja'd/

[sup]@Ky: My ISP decided to block Youtube under it's own content control which I have no control over.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for YouTube has been very slow lately, both on my laptop and my iPhone.
[sub]Which isp? I know you're in England but I wanna know.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having any sort of Youtube.

[sup]Vodafone Mobile Broadband.
Sort of. It's hard to explain.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for having Vodafone.
[sub]They blow[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for confirming something I already know.

[sup]I have to go into their store and pay to get them to remove something I never activated in the first place.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a really bad Internet provider.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for once again confirming my knowledge of this.

[sup]Let's move on before I go mad and get a banning, shall we?
Fucking Vodafone.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for wanting to know of my whereabouts.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I always knew where he was.

[sup]Toilet cam is back on...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having fixed the toilet cam.

[sup]I'll get the popcorn.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking he could turn on a camera in my bathroom that has a physical piece of paper over it.

[sup]Seriously man, you can't see nawt.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for thinking you can outsmart the toilet-cam.
[sub]Ooo! I want popcorn too.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing we burned the paper from orbit with a weaponized satellite.

[sup]Popcorn?[/sup]
...for trying to hog all the popcorn.