The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not joining the X-Mas Collective.

[sup]You will be assimilated.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not coming with me to IRC last night.

[sup]Now, anyone?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for trying to recruit IRC followers.

[sup]You know my problems with it.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for we are the X-Max Collective.

[sup]Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us.
Resistance is futile.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for fail.

MEEP!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for...what the hell is a blarghgasm?

 

[Sassafrass]

@Chinchy:...for not knowing of the BLARGHgasm.
[sup]The result of being aroused by Meep![/sup]

@Goat:...for being Ky.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for...

...goddamnit.

 

[Sassafrass]

@Goat:...for mixing two ideas together to make me go 'ew!'
[sup]MEEP![/sup]

@Chinchy: For being a asshat ninja.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for claiming he was wearing pants.

[sup]Goats don't wear pants. You silly.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for still having my pants that you stole that time...

 

[Sassafrass]

...for walking around his house without pants.

Ninja'd but I no longer care.
Damn you, Ky.

 

[Empireth]

...for trying to sell this idea of pants-less people.

[sup]I refuse.[/sup]