The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for pointing out other's shortcomings.

[sup]MY job, remember?
@Chinchy: What? It wasn't meant to be gross or disgusting... I'm confused. PM me about what you're thinking, though.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for ninja ass buggery.

[sup]@Goat: I can't stop pointing.
It's so different...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for lying about things.

[sup]@Emp: Never mind.
@Goat: So I rode the short bus. Big deal.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for making me curious.

[sup]PM, please?
Reeeeally curious, now.
Did your mind go to the gutter?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being ninja'd and completely changing his post.

[sup]When are ANY of our minds out of the gutter?
That is the $64,000 question.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for acting like he's all high and mighty?
...for asking a question worth that much money.

[sup]@Goat: Oh, really Mr. Ballgag? Mr. Juicy Diaper? Mr. S&M? Mr. Ketchup Jizz?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to get me to have sex with something.

[sup]And what exactly am I sexing up?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being high.

[sup]The unicorns are talking to me...
Kill Goat you say?
With flowers? OK then.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for bringing sexy back.

[sup]That's just erotic and sexy.
Combining hotmansecks and hotbutsecks to create
HOTMANBUTSECKS![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for bringing this back to this. Again... Again.

[sup]Still waiting, Chinchy...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being all up in mah space.

[sup]Stop. Ninjaing. Me. You. IRC. Loving. Git.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me realize what a bad influence all of you bastards are on me.

[sup]I almost clotheslined a kid the other day and it's all your fault!
@Emp: You wear pants.
Ewwwwwww....[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not feeding the hate enough.

[sup]Kids under the age of 11 are all snot nosed, spoilt asshats!
Clothesline them, Chinchy.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being such child haters, all of you.

[sup]Seriously, did a group of toddlers get together and kick the shit out of you guys or something?
What the hell, folks?[/sup]