The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising that is EXACTLY what happened.

[sup]They over powered us, man.
They came from all angles.
They was organised!
*sobs*[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for forgetting I live next to a daycare.

[sup]That's reason enough.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for still not justifying the hate.

[sup]Why the hate, Goat? Why?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising they are screaming little shits who scream loudly and make me deaf.

[sup]And the kicking my head in thing.
They tackled me to the ground for gods sake.
Then set about beating me with pottys![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for giving many reasons.

[sup]All good ones.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being an "I hate kids, too!" conformist.

[sup]So...I'll just be over here in the corner with all the other non-bitter non-child haters, shall I?
Oh, wait. I'm the only one.
Awkward...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not joining the kid hatred.

[sup]Is there a user group for this type of hatred?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making a group for ze child hatred und beating.

[sup]Which would actually probably be pretty popular around here.

Nah, I understand. Just like Empireth having to live next to a day care.
That just leaves Sas...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not doing it himself.

[sup]It might be a good idea...
I'll get some sleep now and think about it the morning.
Night.[/sup]

@Chinchy: I just have a deep hatred of all things small, loud and bleh.
I'm a teenager too, which only helps this hatred. I would dig up my list of people I wish to punch to show you my hatred but I'm gonna sleep now.

 

[Empireth]

...for needing sleep.

[sup]What, it's only... Five thirty. I stayed up till six thirty this weekend for no reason at all![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making LOLcats in his spare time.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for what?

[sup]I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my Ubermensch badge![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being Ubermensch.

Spoiler: I said I'd sleep but I found the list of stuff I hate so here you go, Chinchy.

Do you want a list?

Tiff Needell, Keanu Reeves, Any celeb chef, Gok Wan, Gordon Brown, Piers Morgan, Paris Hilton, Mickey Mouse, Oasis, Graham Norton, Matthew McCounaghy, 4chan, any diet advisor and most professional sportsman.

And all tabloid journalists, people who say games and metal music are the reason for people killing each other, kids and Keanu Reeves again.

Enough hate for ya?

 

[Empireth]

...for hating Mickey Mouse!

[sup]What's up with that?
Though, I'll agree about the people who blame metal and games for shit like that.[/sup]