The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not having a copy of Bor-I mean...

Spoiler: Look, it's a cute dog!

D'awwwww!

[sup]@Sas: I must say, that's a lot of Keanu Reeves hate. Have you at least watched Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking the hat stayed on him long.

[sup]He hates the thing, but he was half-asleep at the time.
And my parents demanded we have a Christmas photo of him for some bizarre reason.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for being mean enough to put something on his dog that it hates.

[sup]I don't treat my dog like that.
I treat her with dignity.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to take the moral high ground of pet having.

[sup]Hey, he sleeps in my bed, I feed him, I water him, I play with him, give him scraps, and I even pretty much raised him.
He can wear a Santa hat for all of ten seconds while I take a picture to the please the parents.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for being a mean, mean person to his dogs!

[sup]![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not giving his dogs a better safe word.

[sup]Try making them say "antidisestablishmentarianism". They'd probably have an easier time with that.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having Christmas come early this year.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for...wait a minute!

[sup]I haven't been here since June. You're cheating on me, aren't you?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having costed me a fortune on paint jobs with his 'romance'.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me slowly edge towards the door.

[sup]Well, isn't that nice?
I'll just be over here in not-creepy-stalker land.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for trying to get closer to me.

[sup]You creepy stalker![/sup]