The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for fussing over me.

[sup]Ladies, ladies! There's enough of me to go around.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking he's all that.

[sup]You can have him, Goat. Me no want.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for realizing just how Chinchillatastic I am!

[sup]@Emp: I'm made of chocolate and pure gold. How is that not enough for you?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking I'm ignoring him.

[sup]*Drops pants*
Good enough for you?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for ninja'ing me.

[sup]Damn you.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for more of your damned hypocrisy.
...for naming people.

[sup]@Emp: Oh, but if I stalk you, it's a bad thing.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for turning Emp into a Lovecraftian horror.

 

[Empireth]

...for telling all my secrets to the internet!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being scared of the Interwebs.

[sup]But it only wants to love you! Now give us your Social Security number![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for assuming Canada has social security numbers.

[sup]There you go with generalizing, again![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for telling lies!

[sup]When was the last time I generalized?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for assuming Canada has people.

[sup]Emp's a sentient computer living alone in that frozen northern wasteland.[/sup]