The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not having any more marsupials in stock.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being shit outta luck.

[sup]HAHA!
@Ideal: Whatever goes well and is humorous.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not thinking why I need a marsupial at this time of night.

[sup]They can be...
fun.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for bringing yet another thing into this thread?
[sub]We need a timeline.[/sub]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for JESUS CHRIST IT'S KY GET IN THE CAR!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for AGAIN WITH MY CAR!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for FUCKING HELL IT IS KY!!!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a car that's just so very stealable.
...for not getting in the goddamn car!

[sup]Run away! Run away![/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for stealing.
[sub]Damn Mustang...[/sub]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for putting me and marsupial together.
[sub]We don't get along.

Damn, only 4 posts in and I get a ninja.[/sub]

 

[Empireth]

...for returning to his ninja ways.

[sup]@Idealist and Sas: Why not use the word "irked" instead of "invigorated" in the possible group name?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...just go away...I hate being ninja'd.
@Ky: For having a Mustang.

[sup]@Ideal: That's a good one.
Everyone likes Pirates and this will attract many people.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for wanting me to change the name of this thread to Pirates.
[sub]It's for the people![/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not hating kids.

[sup]Or do you???[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for thinking I hate kids.
[sub]The majority of them...[/sub]

Ninja'd by a victim...

 

[Sassafrass]

...for hating kids.
And being ninja'd.

[sup]Oh, good.
Another one to recruit.[/sup]

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

...for not letting me know about the new Religion and Politics forum.
[sub]It's flamebait![/sub]