The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for ruining the party.

[sup]Emp and Goat are back everybody.
Time to pack it in.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for...wait. Where did the wrench come from?

[sup]At an end your rule is. And not short enough it was.
@Goat: User group names. Pitch me some. I'm going ahead with it.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing my wrench is my weapon for self defence when on a bus this late, as I have no cell phone.

[sup]Rid us of those beastly monsters!
...That's a name...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for offering a terrible name.

[sup]Child Beaters Anonymous, obviously.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for ninjaing me.

[sup]I was about to say that.
@Ideal: A group for people who dislike children.
Wanna join when I get it going?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for *NOMNOMNOM!*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for furthering the child hate.

[sup]Seriously? I'm the only one here that doesn't want to kill little kids?
I'm a social pariah amongst social pariahs?
/sadface[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not wanting to join a group for hating kids.

[sup]This is where the fun begins.
Edit: @Ideal: Goody. If you can think up any names, that'll be cool.
Goat's doing the same I hope.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking that was me.

[sup]JERK seems to be a but meh.
As for the pop tart, blame Emp.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having me to blame for everything.

[sup]Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic. To democracy!
@Ideal: Good idea, but it may be bannable.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for typing facerolls.

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