The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not realizing I'm trying to clear out the planet for myself.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being an complete and total asshat to the natives.

[sup]I will, however, concede that your plan is a good one, General Chinchy.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for calling his new Emperor for Life a total asshat.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for still making me murder millions of local Martians.

[sup]I killed them.
I SLAUGHTERED THEM ALL LIKE ANIMALS!
I HATE THEM!!![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a rage-fueled psychopath.

[sup]Easy now, fuzzy little man peach.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I'm an rage fueled emo psycho.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for acting like that's any better.

[sup]It's actually much worse.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me think...Anakin.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being Anakin.

[sup]You were the chosen one! You were supposed to bring balance to The Force![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for quoting Star Wars at me.

[sup]Tell me. Where is Padme?
It seems in your anger, you killed her.
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Or something like that anyway.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for quoting Star Wars back at me.

[sup]NERD!!![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not quoting the Star Wars.

[sup]@Ideal: SUCCESS!!! NEXT, THE WORLD!!!![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being all world-take-over-y.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not joining my world take over.

[sup]If you're not with me?then you're my enemy![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for dealing in absolutes.

[sup]Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
Wait, that statement's contradictory.
OH SHI-[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being fail.

[sup]Do you have a "Plan B?"
Love wikiquotes right now.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing a wrench is a handy weapon.

[sup]I'm baaaack!
Damn buses.[/sup]