The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising he is the smuggest bastard on this side of the pond.

[sup]I wish to slowly feed him, testicle first, into a wood chipper for being an extremely smug bastard who thinks he can drive cars like a God.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for acting like he could drive any better.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I can't.

[sup]True, but he acts like Gods gift to driving every time he appears on TV.
Famous for crashing a racing car, I believe.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for thinking he can.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being jealous of my ability to drive sideways.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for living in a weird country.

[sup]So, he's infamous for crashing a car.
And they give him a job driving cars.
/facepalm[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for living in a weirder country.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a weird country.

[sup]ZING![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being all country-riffic up in here.

[sup]I live on Mars. There are no countries.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being able to breath on Mars.

[sup]Good internet connection up there?[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for not being able to breathe on Mars.
[sub]It's not that hard...[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for also being able to breath on MArs.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not being able to breathe on Mars.

[sup]Wuss.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I'm happy to stay on Earth for now.

[sup]When 21st December 2012 rolls around, however...[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to flee from the Earth to Mars.

[sup]Do you have your immigration papers in order?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not letting me be an asylum seeker.

[sup]Can't I just hide under the next shuttle?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for trying to sneak into Mars illegally.

[sup]Interplanetary border patrol handles illegal immigrants very roughly...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising that's my clone.

[sup]*rides intergalactic spaceworm to the other side of Mars*
HAH![/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me send the Martian military after him.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for sending thousands of Martians to their death.