The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being wiser than he was yesterday.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not being convincing enough.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being easily fooled like I was.

 

[Ren3004]

... for being easily fooled.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being Ubermensch!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for joining the Ubermensch Club and the X-Mas Collective.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not seeing the hidden Ubermensch badge in my profile.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being part of the Ubermensch Club.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being the Chairman of the Ubermensch Club.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for stroking my massive...ego.

 

[Ren3004]

... for having a big ego.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having a tiny and inadequate ego.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for liking kids.

[sup]WHY?[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for serious Keanu Reeves hate. SERIOUS Keanu Reeves hate.

[sup]Seriously, watch Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. It's funny and he doesn't do his usual crap in it.
Would that make him at least mildly tolerable?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...fro thinking it's serious Reeves hate.

[sup]So what if I want to punch him? Twice? Hard? In the face?
With a hammer?
You haven't heard what I would like to do to a guy called Tiff Needell.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for bringing up ze strange people I've never heard of.

[sup]Tiff Needell?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being British.

[sup]Go Youtube him, or Google Image him.
Go. Now.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for knowing too much.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for making me go Youtube Tiff Needell.

[sup]Ok, so he's a little on the annoying side.
Surely not worth that much animosity, though. Right?[/sup]