The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Toty54]

...for not pointing out the fact that he likes fruit helmets

 

[ThreeWords]

... for being wishy washy and contrary

 

[XJ-0461]

...for ninja-ing me.

 

[Toty54]

...For being too slow.

 

[ThreeWords]

... for being too fast

 

[XJ-0461]

...for not seeing that he's the fast one.

 

[F3rgioSON]

...For mocking my beloved Monster avatar.

 

[XJ-0461]

...for thinking I was mocking him, when really, I was only pointing something out.

 

[F3rgioSON]

...For denying my word, for my word is law.

 

[Toty54]

...for making me squint to be able to read his avatar

 

[F3rgioSON]

...For trying to read the avatar, and not automatically knowing what it was.

 

[ThreeWords]

...for having any avatar other than my beloved alien

 

[XJ-0461]

...for being a pillar of the community.

 

[Toty54]

... for not being the pillar of the community

 

[XJ-0461]

...for not being able to come up with his own reason as for why I'm a troll.

 

[ThreeWords]

... for being other than he says he is

 

[XJ-0461]

...for having less than 1000 posts.