The Guy above me is a troll because...

[XJ-0461]

...for posting less than a minute after I did.

 

[F3rgioSON]

...For calculating time periods from when he posts until the next poster posts.

 

[ThreeWords]

..For not having a number in his name

 

[Azraellod]

...because i need somebody to blame.

 

[ThreeWords]

.. for blaming me

 

[Azraellod]

...for making me feel guilty.

 

[F3rgioSON]

...For making me think you're going to attack me with that scythe.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for living under a bridge and attacking billy goats.

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for having an avatar that's from Final Fantasy.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for I have a lovely bunch of coconuts.

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for...wait, what?

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not making any sense.

 

[Desert Warrior]

For being an Ape man

 

[Sassafrass]

For being a goblin like creature.

 

[Desert Warrior]

For smelling like Wet dog

 

[AvsJoe]

...for creating a thread with over 1000 views.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for entering a valid t-shirt during the Summer E Games.