The Guy above me is a troll because...

[ThreeWords]

... for being so unimaginative

 

[XJ-0461]

...for trying to kill off other Escapist members.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for not trying to kill off other Escapist members.

 

[Fraught]

...for having a fellow troll's blood on his face

 

[XJ-0461]

...for having watched 10 episodes of Doomsday Arcade.

 

[Metric Monkey]

For having a blue face genocide.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being in metric when I clearly require a standard monkey.

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for being Frankenstein.

 

[rylus5]

for using 1337 speak in his name

 

[Hollow Grimm]

...For being O.D.S.T!

 

[rylus5]

... for being...something i cant realy see

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for not knowing that his avatar is Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez in his Resurrección form, from Bleach.

 

[Hollow Grimm]

..For knowing who i was, That was confidential!

 

[Pm0n3y]

...for having a supposedly confidential profile despite having part of it in his username, and having a really long name.
[sup]i mean really, who came up with that name?! Tite's 5 yr. old son?[/sup]

 

[rylus5]

for having a badge that has pink fire

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for holding an assault rifle.

 

[rylus5]

for thinking its an assault riffle when its a battle rifle