The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Pimppeter2]

For calling that he would be ninjad

[sub]Honestly did call that I would be ninjad by Goat[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

@Neon...for not realising that I would drag a child to the deep end of the pool.
Without any warning.
@Pimp: For ninjaing me.

[sup]@Neon: Go check out my user groups.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for refusing to give a good warning.
[sup]It's not as funny if you don't.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

@Neon...for thinking I need laughs from this.

[sup]Heavens, no. I just do this for the sake of doing it.
I blame the parents really. Letting their kids swim by themselves. Tsk-tsk.[/sup]

And Goat for being a damn ninja ass Clutch fan!

[sup]Grr...[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not getting laughs out of it anyway.
[sup]SO?!
Get enjoyment out of it, man!
Otherwise, it's just a chore![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

..for telling me what to enjoy.

[sup]You're not my dad!
..Or are you?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for knowing who my real farther is.

[sup]*Gasp* No. Not...him?[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not accepting the sheer joy you can get out of drowning toddlers with a non sequiter.
[sup]Yes.
HIM
...who's Him?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

@Neon...for wanting to discuss...him.

[sup]He is a dark being of whom we do not discuss.[/sup]

@Goat: For being miles away.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being close enough with his guess.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being not as close as before.

[sup]I shall tell you, for I go to sleep now.
My father is...Shamwow Guy!
DUN-DUN-DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not seeing the obvious coming.

[sup]Yeah, he did.
Going to bed now.[/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

...for not being able to take five minute naps.
[sup]they're insanely refreshing![/sup]