The Guy above me is a troll because...

[ravensshade]

...for archiving

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being Gone Gonzo.

[sup]Public service announcement: This post has been in no way changed.
At all. Ever.[/sup]

 

[ravensshade]

for being a sick bastard
(according to urban dictionary it's quite unsavory...)

 

[Sassafrass]

...for telling me something I sort of already knew.

[sup]Yeah, I thought so.[/sup]

 

[ravensshade]

for not warning me of the fact you possibly knew implications

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not thinking I may have knew the implications.

[sup]The internet is a dangerous place.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For thinking the internet is a dangerous place.

 

[ravensshade]

for thinking that the internet is a place

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking the internet is not a place.
[sup]In fact, it's an entire dimension.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for knowing about the existence of other dimensions and not telling anyone.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For missing the fact that I just did.

 

[Lambi]

For not telling us about it sooner.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not asking about it.

 

[Lambi]

For stealing Christmas.

 

[Ren3004]

... for giving Christmas back.

 

[Lambi]

For not giving me a reason why you are a troll.

 

[Lambi]

For having a stupid post.

 

[Ren3004]

... for staying.