The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For flying too close to the moon.

 

[Empireth]

...for putting flight distance restrictions on the Moon.

[sup]And Goat? No. Not until Friday when I hand in my comparative essay in, and my break finally starts.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For calling Empireth a candle breath.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For denying Empireth's candle-breathiness.

 

[Lambi]

For suddenly coming back.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not celebrating my comeback.
[sup]It's Rex Dark's ...uhm I lost count... coming.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For losing count for how many times you've come here.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not counting it.

 

[Lambi]

For being stupid.

[sup]I know I'm immature[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having a Report button below his badges.
[sup]Must. Resist. Clicking. It.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For wanting to report me.

[sup]What possible reason could you have for reporting me?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I want to report him.
[sup]Red button are just so hard to resist.
Good thing I managed to control myself.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For having a hard time resisting red buttons.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "It's because they usually say 'Don't push'"

 

[Lambi]

For "Or they say 'Do it. We know you want to.'"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not showing up to eat pizza when I sent him a psychic invitation.
[sup]And it tasted great![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For not getting past my psychic blocker.

[sup]Damn it, I wanted some of that pizza.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having a psychic blocker.
[sup]See? It isn't good for anything.[/sup]