The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For "But it's in case I get attacked by a psychic madman."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking there is a psychic madman.
[sup]Oh wait. I'm a psychic madman.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For being a psychic madman.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not being a psychic madman.
[sup]Join us. We have pizza![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For tempting me with pizza.

[sup]I'd rather stay on the Dark Side and have cookies.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being foolish!
[sup]We are a subdivision of the Dark Side! Meaning we also have cookies. And we have cake! (We stole GlaDOS's entire cake supply!) and if you were wondering: yes we also have pie and icecream.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For "But do you have...chocolate chip bacon with double caramel and extra cheese?"

[sup]Outside game: Now I'm really hungry for bacon. Or a hamburger. Or pizza.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being a Neutral.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting him to be Neutral.
@Lambi89
[sup]Yes, we have all that and more![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For "Ok, I'll join you. On one condition."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not joining the Neutral Side.

[sup]We have average tasting cookies and slightly rubbish peace crackers![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For rattling about this "Neutral Side"-thing.

@Lamb89
What's the condition?

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wanting to be Dark.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking it's just about wanting to be Dark.
I am Dark.
I'm also the Definition of Evil.
[sup]According to some personality test which I can't seem to fond right now because Google is suddenly cluttered with similar tests.
EDIT: Okay, I found the site, bute it seems to have been blocked.[/sup]

Spoiler

Anyway it used to be on
[a]http://home.att.net/~slugbutter/evil/[/a]
And this was the result.

 

[Lambi]

For "I want my own legion of evil minions."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not telling me what kind of evil minions.
[sup]Clones, robots, zombies, demon's, minions like in Overlord, Orcs or something else?[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For "Ninjas, of course."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Ninjas? Just Ninjas? They're not really good for establishing intergalactic domination. Are you sure?"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not joining me.

[sup]You can change your ways!
It's not too late![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For wanting me to change my way.
[sup]Why in the name of All that's Evil would I wanna change my way?[/sup]