The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for "Fuck it, I'll go Dark. Do you have a dental plan?"

 

[Lambi]

For "Yes we do. It's pretty average though..."

@Rex: For "Yes, just ninjas. Do you question the power, speed and agility of the ninjas"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Sure you can have ninjas. But how will ninjas survive if you fire a Death Star at the planet they're on? Last thing I heard ninjas don't have space ships."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Why kill the ninjas? Fanboys are more annoying. On a side note, what powers do you get on the Dark Side?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "What powers don't you get?"

 

[Lambi]

For "The powers of the Light Side, of course."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Do I get lightning? And the ability to not be killed by Vader?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Sure. Unfortunately Vader already died a long time ago in a galaxy far far away."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Can I be the new Vader?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Sure, first you must kill everyone on the side you came from, the "Neutral Side" I believe it was, like Vader had to kill all Jedi, unfortunately he missed a few."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "It was only me on the Neutral Side..."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "In that case, go kill everyone on the Light Side"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "How many people are on the Light Side?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "How the hell should I know? Just go outside and ask everyone what Side they're on, if they answer anything other than the Dark Side, kill them."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "You just want to go kill random people? Sure.
What colour lightsaber do I have?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Just choose a color, the newest models of lightsabers have a photoshop-like color-picker."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Oh, I can get bright pink."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Yes, get to the killing already!"

 

[Lambi]

For "Can I train him in the ways of the Dark Side, sire?"

 

[Ren3004]

... for not giving me cookies.