The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for being predictably morbid and -_- about life.

 

[Empireth]

...for not liking it when people are morbid and -_- about life.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for hiding the wrench.

[sup]I;ma watching you...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for missing my glaring gender change there, though.

 

[Empireth]

...for missing all of my conversations in IRC.

[sup]*coughcough* Also in some of my later posts in later threads, though.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for now confusing me.

[sup] Seriously. You not doing a 'Max' on us?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for being so easily confused.

[sup]Well, I realized that when I decided to not specify what gender I was, by choosing to refer to myself as male I was just making people assume that I'm male.
Also, I'm actually a girl. I've gotten tired of having to write 'he' all the time.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for missing a lot.

[sup]Including me stealing your name from your profile, Mr none given.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not bribing me.
And for thinking I notice things posted in this thread.
And making me have an itchy eye.
And making my teeth itch.

[sup]$250,000. Nao. Or I shall give it to the F.B.I[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not being afraid of the F.B.I

[sup]Yes, actually. Along with your name. No idea why, they just want it for some reason.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising that was my plan all along.

[sup]Then you are free to start your own F.B.I[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for asking me if I would be interested.

[sup]*Quick changes into suit, tie and sunglasses* When do I start?[/sup]