The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

For not joining the Dark Side.

[sup]Or at least not having asked about it.[/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for needing me to ask.
[sub]Isn't the fact that I'm standing here dressed in a black cloak and holding a kitten's severed head enough?[/sub]

 

[Lambi]

For "Yes it does. Welcome to the Dark Side. What color is your lightsaber?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "So that's why you wanted ninjas!"

@Ren3004
For still having a white living tree instead of a burning tree.
Also "Good work on the kitten, have some cookies."

 

[Ren3004]

... for being ninja'd.

 

[Lambi]

@Rex Dark: For "What do you mean? I just want to train sasquatch99 so he won't screw things up."

@Ren3004: For being a NINJA!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Hey! I won't screw things up...although, am I meant to have one arm?"

 

[Ren3004]

... for not noticing his other arm.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Sasquatch99
For cutting your arm off with your bright pink lightsaber.
"Go to the medical department to get a new arm."
@Ren3004
For being a ninja.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for getting ninja'd by a tree.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For getting tree'd by a ninja.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being snorkelled by a whale.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx6FV2qR2TY

[sup]BALH![/sup]

 

[kijo98]

for being a goat...

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not understanding BALH!

[sup]When I type gibberish, it tends to be a good thing.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being sad all the time.