The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking my tie is awful.

[sup]I can change it if you want?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for criticizing my tie, then saying that it can stay.

[sup]What type of boss are you?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not joining us on the assault of Indonesia.#

Spoiler: One of the troops, sir!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a pansy.

[sup]We also have this.[/sup]

[sup]They'll never see it coming.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for assuming I wanted to meet him.

[sup]Admit it, it'd be creepy.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making the guy below my second in command.
@Emp: For ninjaing me in my discussions with Goat on invading Indonesia.

Spoiler: Really, Goat? Really?

 

[Neonbob]

...for being in my head today for longer than three seconds.

 

[Empireth]

...for never being around while I was around (until now)!

[sup]Hey, Bob! 'Sup?[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not realizing that we would totally just sit around and talk in weird phrasings like we do here.

[sup]I've even started to think of why people are trolls even when not in this thread...[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for thinking any of us could ever be normal.

[sup]Yep. Saaaame here.
But I'm doing work, so I'm not around much.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for having a stupid IRC client-y thing.

[sup]One more day. Half of one class, tech an assembly, eat lunch. Go to third period for half of it, tech an assembly (which sucks because normally the seniors would get out early, but I'm in the assembly, so I don't), walk to Mack's and buy eggnog, go home and chill with friend. So, no 'Pist for me tomorrow. Cause after that, I'm sleeping![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for wanting a clear confirmation of my age.

[sup]No! Never! I shall always have people confused![/sup]