The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for it's going well.
If killing that weird guy counts.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for wondering If I kept the fishnets.

[sup]Of course I did.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For keeping the fishnets. And not demanding more Monty Python.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for stealing the fishnets.

[sup]While I was wearing them? Disappoint.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for also stealing the corsets.

[sup]Oh, come on! Leave some for Chinchy when he comes back from his Finals![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having corsets.

 

[Lambi]

For "No more Monty Python?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not posting more Monty Python.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not heeding this sage advice.

"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

[sup]Bam! Back to the Python![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

 

[Lambi]

For

 

[Sassafrass]

...Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

 

[Lambi]

For "Not at all. They could be carried."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!"

 

[Lambi]

For "Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchant who lives beyond these woods."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "We shall say "Ni" again to you, if you do not appease us."