The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Neonbob]

...for redistributing the wealth of nations.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for redistributing the nations of wealth.

 

[Lambi]

For...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being rendered speechless.

 

[Lambi]

For even more...
...
...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for &#3232_&#3232.

 

[Lambi]

For "HOW THE HELL DID YOU MAKE THOSE EYES!?!?!?"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for demanding my secrets. NEVAR!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being made of secrets.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having an impossible goal.

[sup]I'll never talk![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For "Talk, or I'll put you in...The Comfy Chair!

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For Chairy the Comf.

 

[Lambi]

For "Shut your face."

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Whatever."

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for spontaneous combustion.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For combustive spontaneities.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for asbestos.