The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Empireth]

...for not giving me the proper welcome back that I expected of you lot.

[sup]What... No cake? I wanted cake.
Harrumpf.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For not seeing the cake I am carrying.

 

[Empireth]

...for arriving late to welcome me back.

[sup]I was starting to think you'd all abandoned this here thread while I was gone.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

For thinking we abandon our friends.

[sup]Maybe they fell asleep beside their keyboards.[/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for still not conforming to the rule of the ellipses.

[sup]Goat's probably at work, Sas would be asleep, with it being after five AM, and Shugarelle's probably still got finals, though they should be ending soon.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for forcing me to use ellipses in this thread.

[sup]Luckily, I have neither school nor work, so it's gaming almost 24/7 for me [/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for having such weak willpower.

[sup]It wasn't force, it was an observation.
...And me neither for the next two weeks! Woo! Freedom![/sup]

 

[Jedamethis]

...for stealing Christmas!
[sub]I can't think of anything >.<[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for eating Christmas.

 

[Jedamethis]

...for drinking Christmas

 

[Sassafrass]

...for stealing something.

 

[Jedamethis]

...for burning something.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for eating the stuff I burnt.

 

[Jedamethis]

...for stuffing the burn I eat

 

[Sassafrass]

...for burning the eat I stuff.

 

[Jedamethis]

...for stuffing the eat I burn

 

[Sassafrass]

...for stuffing burn the I eat.