The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Jedamethis]

...for almost repeating me!

...for stuffing the burn I eat

 

[Sassafrass]

...for nearly failing at something.

 

[Jedamethis]

...for seeing NOTHING!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for seeing the inside of their eyes!

 

[Jedamethis]

...for seeing the outside of their eyes!
[sub]Waitwut?[/sub]

 

[Jedamethis]

...for looking into my eyes, deeeeep into my eeeeeyes.......

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy.

*facedesk*

 

[Jedamethis]

...for hurting your poor desk with your head you nasty man!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for assuming my desk has feelings.

[sup]It speaks to me at night...[/sup]

 

[Jedamethis]

...for not being put in the The Asylum yet.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising I am in the Asylum.

[sup]But being very silent...for now.[/sup]

 

[Jedamethis]

...for being silent and creepy

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being loud and not so creepy.

[sup]Shall I bring out the creepiest and most disturbing picture ever?[/sup]

 

[Jedamethis]

...for chasing me with a chainsaw

[sub]Sure, go ahead[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

Spoiler: ...for wanting to see the horrah!

 

[Jedamethis]

...for traumatising my fragile little mind!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for having a fragile little mind!

[sup]Well, I did warn you.[/sup]

 

[Jedamethis]

...for attempting to destroy my fragile little mind!
[sub]I'm telling mah Mummy![/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being a tattle tale.