The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Jedamethis]

...for being a....damn.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For damning a bee.

 

[Ren3004]

... for being a damned bee.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being a damned tree.

 

[Ren3004]

... for being an alien.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Ren3004
For being a Goat.
[sup]I know it's you! You can put off that mask now.[/sup]
@Swollen Goat
For being a ninja.

 

[Ren3004]

... for trying to take Goat's mask.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I was trying to take your mask, but Goat(you) ninja'd me."

 

[Ren3004]

... for letting him surrender.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For surrounding me.
[sup]You know what I do when I think I can't win in any other way.
I destroy the planet!
*Starts making Big Red Ball of Doom*
*Throws it at the planet*
You have two minutes two live.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *eats Goat*
[sup]You're not the only immortal here![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for eating my friend.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Shut up Mortal! Your friend is partying with Cthulu now!"
[sup]And he didn't even bother to invite you![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

... for confusing "you're" and "your".

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not liking brussel sprouts.
[sup]Mmmm, brussel sprouts.[/sup]
Also: For thinking you're out of my infinite stomach.
[sup]My stomach is everywhere.[/sup]

 

[RanD00M]

For trolling someone over brussel sprouts.