The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for not telling us how he escaped.

 

[Lambi]

...for "You don't wanna know. Let's just say...I went south."

 

[Ren3004]

... for doing that.
[sub]Nasty[/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Labmbi89
For not realizing that by going south, you'll end up in the north again.
@Ren3004
For hiding ninjas in your tree.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not remembering that was why you hired me.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For using them against your employer.

 

[Ren3004]

... for holding me back.

 

[Lambi]

...for being easily held back.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "I'm bored..."

 

[Ren3004]

... for not having fun with us
[sub]Wanna see me juggling flaming chainsaws?[/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Hell yeah! Bring forth the flaming chainsaws!"

 

[Ren3004]

... for being so easily entertained.

 

[Lambi]

...for being able to juggle flaming chainsaws without burning his hands.

 

[Ren3004]

... for not knowing how to do it.

 

[Lambi]

...for "Extra thick gloves?"

 

[Ren3004]

... for trying to guess.

 

[Lambi]

...for not telling how he does it.

 

[Ren3004]

... for wanting the secret.
[sub]I can train you, my young apprentice. But it will be hard and... costly.[/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For giving costly training.

 

[Lambi]

...for neither wanting the training nor to use ellipses.