The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for listening to yah spies!

[sup]We have beatiful teeth.
Beautiful yellow teeth...[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for having yellow teeth.

[sup]But they're so purdy...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for liking Brit's teeth.

[sup]why, thank you.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for hating toothbrushes.

[sup]But they're so purdy...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for confusing me.
Which is not that hard, really.

 

[Lambi]

...for being confused.

[sup]But you're so purdy...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for stalking me.

[sup]...[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for being so purdy.

[sup][sup][sup]I'm watching you...[/sup][/sup][/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for creeping me out.

[sup][sup][sup]But I like my privacy...[/sup][/sup][/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for wanting privacy.

[sup]Privacy is so overrated.
And you're purdy...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for making me go out and buy a gun.

 

[Lambi]

...for not knowing my bullet proof armor is 110% perfect vs. bullets.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being cunning, like a fox.

 

[Lambi]

...for not being like Snake and hide in a box.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not noticing that the box is following him.

 

[Lambi]

...for *lifts the box with lazor cat equipped* "Did you think you could get away with this? Now undress."

 

[Baby Eater]

....for making sas undress

[sup] did NOT need to see that![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I'm not sexy!

 

[Lambi]

@eatmorebabies:...for not reading the above posts and second half of last page.

@sas:...for being a sexy ninja.