The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lazy Kitty]

For talking about vagueness instead of velociraptors.

 

[Lambi]

...for "I found a way to make velociraptors. Would you like some?"

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Yes. Yes I do."

 

[Lambi]

...for "Here you go. That will be one billion dollars."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for not realising that I own his company that makes these.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not realizing anything.

 

[Lambi]

...for not realising that I went solo as soon as I had enough money to make velociraptors.

[sup]And no, I did not get ninja'd.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for being clever.

 

[Lambi]

...for recognising my cleverness. Now hand over that one million dollars or no velociraptor for you!

 

[Sassafrass]

...for lowering his price.

[sup]Here you go![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for "Here you go. And something extra because I like you: The Complete Handbook For Raising A Velociraptor."

 

[Empireth]

...for handing out free things.

[sup]Why do I never get free things?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

@lambi...for making the deal all that more sweeter.

[sup]Now, to stop them chewing my legs[/sup]

@Emp...for ninja.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For having no more legs.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for thinking I have no legs.

[sup]No, I managed to save one.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for "Would you like a velociraptor for one million dollars, Empireth and Rex, a handbook with the first chapter free and the rest 500 dollar?"

 

[Empireth]

...for being a bloody capitalist.

[sup]No, I don't. Not unless you'll give it to me for free; I need to save my money.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for "I'll give you the special 'women's dicount'. A leesh to put around the velociraptor's neck, his favorite food and a nice long jacket for you, plus 200 dollars off of the handbook. How does that sound, Empireth?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not knowing that I have my own superior velociraptor production.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for destroying the competition.