The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Lambi]

...for "But mine had a special, shall we say, 'Godzilla gen' in them. Thay would crush yours before they made their first sound. Also your handbook isn't complete."

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Godzilla gene, you say?"

 

[Empireth]

...for not letting me yell at lambi.
[sup]And no, you didn't really ninja me, I just really want to reply to lambi, but you're in the way.[/sup]

@lambi: ...for having sexist discounts.
[sup]I'm onto you, lambi...[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for "You wanted free things and I'm giving you free things. What's the problem?"

[sup]Everyone wait for Empireth to answer. Thank you.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking mine could be crushed, or that they need a handbook.
I don't sell them, they're part of my private army.
Godzilla-gene you say? Immortality I say.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "Immortality, you say?"

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Yes! Immortality! Is that so strange for someone who ate Cthulu, all gods in existance, the Titans and everyone and everything else after achieving godhood?"

 

[Ren3004]

... for only now becoming immortal.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for...something.

[sup]Sleep addled brain doesn't want to work tonight.
But I shall muddle on![/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for refusing to go to sleep.

[sup]Would you kindly go to sleep? Otherwise I might just have to order your velociraptor to kill you in the most painful way it knows. i can control it whereever it is, whenever I want.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for trying to kill me!

 

[Ren3004]

... for feeling threatened.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Ren
For "Thinking I only now became immortal.
[sup]Duh, it comes free with godhood.[/sup]"
@Goat
For thinking I'm limited to immortality.
@Sas
For everything!
@Lambi
For threatening other people inside my stomach with your pathetic and inferior velociraptors.
@Sas, Ren and Goat
For ninjaing me while I was writing this post.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For just now noticing I have these capabilities.

 

[Ren3004]

... for having these capabilities.

 

[Ren3004]

... for loving someone like me.