The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for letting this place go to hell in a handbasket.

[sup]Why is there peanut butter on the ceiling?! And in the air vents?![/sup]

 

[Empireth]

...for not liking his welcome back decorations.

[sup]@Sas: I think you've just misread that... I don't know what you think it means...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHINCHY! *Tackles*

[sup]@Emp: I probably did misread then. Just disregard everything I've said.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for tackling me.

[sup]For that, I call you Sally.
*TROUT-SLAP!*[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for so much excitement upon my return.

[sup]Easy now, fuzzy little man peach.[/sup]

 

[Lambi]

...for "Chinchy! Welcome back! *hug* How have you been?"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being so welcoming.

[sup]Busy. Very busy. But I have a month off now. And that means DEBAUCHERY![/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "JEDWARD! HEED MY WARNINGS!"

[sup]Sorry, that just happens now.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For not making me Roasted Goat.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for wanting to roast the goat.

[sup]We must fry the goat![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

@Last of the chinchillas
For bringing up other good ideas.
@Goat
For not being roast, cooked, fried or by any other means turned into food yet.
And for ninjaing me.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for "LISTEN TO ME! JEDWARD ARE COMING! RUN, HIDE, BUT DON'T LET THEM SONG!"

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being a harbinger of the apocralypse.

[sup]@Goat: Who said anything about dinner? I was thinking lunch.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "Why not as breakfast?"
Also for forgetting you've already been eaten.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking we can have breakfast at this hour.

[sup]Does this look like an IHOP to you?[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "No, but he does look like food to me."