The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Sassafrass]

...for being careless.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I'm careless.
[sup]I just don't care.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being apathetic.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For being pathetic.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for being crippled.

[sup]I've taken your wooden leg![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I've got a wooden leg.
[sup]I've had all of my body replaced with robotic parts.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for no longer having a wooden leg.

[sup]Into the furnace with it![/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For *Destroys the planet. Once again.*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for over-reacting.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For thinking I over-reacted.
[sup]Destroying planets is just a hobby.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for having expensive hobbies.

 

[Sassafrass]

...for angering a God...I think.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For angering a God, ME!
*FEEL MY WRATH!!!*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for thinking it's cheap.

[sup]Damn you and your monies.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For still thinking it's expensive.
[sup]It's free! I don't pay anything at all.[/sup]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For talking nonsense.
Also for still not being finished eating that present.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...for *TROUT-SLAP!*

 

[Lazy Kitty]

For "FEEL MY WRATH!!!"
*WHALE-SLAP followed by nuke*
"Where did that nuke come from?"

 

[Lambi]

...for "Neonbob sent his regards."